Poems poems

April 18th, Tuesday
i handed in my 12 poems yesterday. phew. i squeezed my brain dry of all its contents already, i'm a walking blockhead now. haha. should recover in a few days when water vapor slowly seeps back into my brain via osmosis. thought i'd just put up one of my poems here. it came as a suggestions from my prof, after reading my journal (which i cut and paste from parts of my blog, haha) he said that i should try a singlish poem. so here's my first raw attempt...it's meant to be kinda humorous, then again knowing my sense of humour....haha. so here goes...oh! and pardon that reference to india, no ill intent intended.

Wah Lao Eh
Oi! Why you so li dat?!
Auntie carry big NTUC plastic bag
You blind or act blur?
Close eyes pretend not there
You think she will just disappear meh?

Oi! What you problem lah?!
Got rice to eat happy already
People small kid in India
Want to breathe a bit more air
Also not enough ah you here complain

Oi! Last warning hor!
Uncle you park here like this
Your grandfather road ah?
Illegal leh, next time I saman you
Dun geh geh say waiting only

Aiyoh boy ah!
Why never do homework again
You grow up wait become roadsweeper
Cannot! Must study good okay?
Be lawyer, doctor earn lotsa money

Yar lah, yar lah
Dun keep nagging can?
I got study but my cher lousy
His fault I fail exam hor
I sure hang pig head outside his home ah!

Dun play play

trivial stuff.
my mom's been watching da chang jing recently. faithfully sitting behind the tv every night from 10pm to 11pm without fail. i hate to say this but i've been following the show the past few days too! ahhhhhh! haha. i can't believe i said it. its actually a not bad show lah, i don't watch it for the hunk tho and neither for the gal cos she ain't that pretty anyways, i watch it cos its kinda interesting lah. but korean dramas have a habit of being long winded, i rem watching some other korean drama and they put this scene on about the family eating over dinner and it went on for like an hour i think. then theres this other scene where the guy holds the girl for dunno how long but very long lah, then the camera keeps circling them over and over, and over and over and i don't understand why they aren't tired standing up for so long cos i'm tired just watching and getting half dizzy along the way. but so far da chang jing has spared me from such agony so i will keep watching. haha. its really not bad lah, you should try watching too.